Gottfried Leibniz - Video

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Posted by jbelluch on May 23, 2008

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A parody of "Clint Eastwood" by the Gorillaz for our Calculus Class.

Lyrics:

I'm happy
that's what I said
Got Calculus
In my head
I'm useless
but not for long
us dogs are gonna teach you this song
You listen to what I say
like derivatives from b to a
dydx of u prime
We'll spit it out with rhythm and rhyme
It's calculus
That's calculus,
We're calculus.

Starting with something that you know pretty well,
Derivatives are nothing and you'll feel pretty swell
Sum and difference rule,
we'll keep you looking cool
take dydx fool
of your u and v pool
It's just u prime plus or minus v prime
and it's all in time
everything is fine
quotient rules is quite manageable
u per v is u prime v minus v prime uover v
to the two and then you're through
product rule
is a little bit similar and familiar
u times v goes far
equals v prime u
it can be so easy
chain rule is a little hard
cuz it's so tricky
so far for problems like
the f of g of x are
chain rule
it's f prime g of x time g prime
got it
your so fit
just hold on and recap
and don't frown
you're so fat to calculus and learn how to rap

I'm happy
that's what I said
Got Calculus
In my head
I'm useless
but not for long
us dogs are gonna teach you this song
You listen to what I say
like derivatives from b to a
dydx of u prime
We'll spit it out with rhythm and rhyme
It's calculus
That's calculus,
We're calculus.

Now we're gonna integrate
you'll find it's really great
we'll show you some nice steps
you'll be a success
so good
you'll solve it or you wont
it's so simple
integral
every area starts from f of x
total hysteria
you integrate that
on interval from a to b
you know it's so easy
integrals ain't so sleazy
and we're not very queazy
for now when you have two curves
and you need to find the area
take the lower curve
and then subtract it from the top curve
you are so fly
you can solve with your mind
You're a winner
and Ms. Sambo will be happy
she can help you with calculus
cause that's what she do
remember to add C cuz
you'd be so lost
the AP test would be all criss-crossed
without calculus you would be quite dead
remember what she said,
chain rules all in your head

I'm happy
that's what I said
Got Calculus
In my head
I'm useless
but not for long
us dogs are gonna teach you this song
You listen to what I say
like derivatives from b to a
dydx of u prime
We'll spit it out with rhythm and rhyme
It's calculus
That's calculus,
We're calculus.

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